Poop hunt 09

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Time to get ya hands dirty! Dove Swanson of Long Awkward Pose and Autumn Hykova of Tiny Bird are currently running the 'Poop Hunt 09' and it's on for another couple of days. It ends on Friday the 4th so get ya arses over to the newly defecated Festivale SIM now, while there still fresh. This is the shittiest, stinkiest, messiest hunt I've done but it is bloody funny and there are shit loads of amazing crap for guys. Here are pics of some of the shit that I found.

Tah dah! Some dirty bastard with a very clever sphincter has managed to curl this one around a tree, now that takes talent. As you can see, there is crap everywhere, on trees, buildings, statues and all over the ground, so watch where ya step.

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Pose: LAP - Look here pose - concealed within the Big Shit

Top: Pig - cardigan in poop tones

Hair: Tiny Bird - Bereznyak in chocolate

Tatt: Smudge - The Buzz

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These are what you are looking for, a pile of poo and a roll of toilet paper, wrapped in a pretty bow. They are easy to find and they're everywhere. Yes that's right, I am holding more poo in yet another post...It's a dirty job but some ones gotta do it!

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Pose: LAP - Bird in hand - Look for The Big Shit for some more cool poses

Hair: Tiny Bird - Sprocket (expresso)

Pants: Pig - Unisexy Dungarees - brown with suspenders

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Shit this place stinks...at least no one would know if ya farted. The crap load of gift wrapped shits are shit hot and definitely worth getting ya hands dirty for.

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Poses: LAP (left to right) - Leaving you, Quiet Glance & Nice Model. Male pose pack, hidden in the Ass Ejaculate turd...lol

Hair: Tiny Bird - Sprocket (expresso)

Top: Pig - unisex V-Neck tee (brown)

Pants: PIG Unisexy Dungarees (brown)

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Striking a long awkward pose with my lil poo dude here. Our outfits almost match, me and my yellow suspenders and the turd with a pretty yellow bow.

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Pose: LAP - M-Sup (male pose pack)

Hair: Tiny Bird - Bereznyak in chocolate

Outfit: Different layers of the Pig V-Neck tee and dungarees

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I've got my souvenir pooper scooper and bucket and I'm gonna try and help clean up this place, one giant turd at a time. There is also a souvenir plunger to help with the blockages. But I really need a couple a mops for the diarrhea.

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Top: Pig - Alphabet city shirt (Windmill)

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Arr crap...now I've done it! This is what happens if you don't watch where ya walking. It was absolutely gross when the soft turd squished through my toes.

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Socks: Pig - Whoops I stepped in shit socks...Ahaha, these socks are so funny!

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What, no dirty sanchez on the angel? Someone has managed to throw a bog in her hands though. Oh look, it has a little ribbon, maybe this shit contain some un digestible goodies other than corn.

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Pose: LAP - M.Stroll (male pose pack)

Top: This is Fawn - Ira sweater

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Well my lil friend, it's been fun. I need to go and take a long hot bath. I shall leave you to go hard in the sun. Adios, lil shit.

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